The Insomniac Draconian

May 31

aquatosagent:

insomniacdraconian:

Hm. Tonight’s been a rather slow night.

I wonder how Ydriss is doing… 

O-oh! Lati! It’s been a while…Sorry I’ve been out of contact for so long. Between keeping up with work and taking care of Jasper, things have gotten pretty hectic. Um, h-how are you? Has anything happened since we last spoke?

Nothing of much importance, really. Been to a conference in the Realms this week, but there isn’t much to note about it.

How’s Jasper been doing? 

May 31

Hm. Tonight’s been a rather slow night.

I wonder how Ydriss is doing… 

May 19

Anonymous asked: Is it true that a dragon's biggest weak point is its butt?

Actually, a dragon’s biggest weak point is their und

WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS 

May 19

Anonymous asked: LV: Lateef, darling...I just thought you should know, Jasper finally arrived. Isn't that exciting? I hope you'll come see him sometime; he'd love to meet his godfather~ <3

Uh… huh. Congratulations, Celeste.

May 16

doubleheiracy:

insomniacdraconian:

doubleheiracy:

so I thenk I met this guy and he’s acshually a dragun!

a real live dragun!!!

what if he teeches me how to turn into a dragun like he can?!

that would be SOOOO AWSUME I cant even discribe how happy I am!!!!!!

teech me yore ways!!!!! I need to leanr how to transform and all that really cool stuff!!!!

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze?!?!

Um… human-dragon shapeshifting is an ability only capable by the more magically-advanced dragons of the Dragon Realms.

And I really doubt it’d be possible for demons, so… 

May 16

doubleheiracy:

so I thenk I met this guy and he’s acshually a dragun!

a real live dragun!!!

what if he teeches me how to turn into a dragun like he can?!

that would be SOOOO AWSUME I cant even discribe how happy I am!!!!!!

May 15

adonic-fury asked: What if it was only moi?

NO. DOUBLE NO.

May 15

Anonymous asked: ...Would you feel better about it if you had a group of people to do it with you?

FOR THE LOVE OF IGNITUS, NO

May 15

Anonymous asked: Jeeze, Lateef. Don't you realize that you're never going to be truly happy unless you shed those restricting garments and allow yourself to run free?

I don’t see the point in it!

May 15

Anonymous asked: Forget the humans! Start your own nudist colony.

NO